I pet my cat like a guitar, but I hold him like a stack of musical pancakes.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerWow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.
I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked ItTell this guy to eat a hundred-calorie pack of dicks.
I Like You Just the Way I Am: Stories About Me and Some Other PeopleSometimes I feel like I'm writing pornography in the notebook of the gods.
The Invisibles, Vol. 6: Kissing Mister Quimper