I don’t kind of like to be kind and like you—I love to be kind and love you.
This Book is Not FOR SALEYou were born rich and influential. You can do rich and influential in jammies and bunny slippers.
Thieves Like UsMy existence began the day you were created and was realized the day we met.
Write like no one is reading 2Lady Ponsonby was right. The forbidden fruit isn't shaped like an apple. It's shaped like a banana.
Wickedly Ever AfterSuch is life. We grow up. Planets like Tiny get new moons. Moons like me get new planets.
Will Grayson, Will GraysonWe grow up. Planets like Tiny get new moons. Moons like me get new planets.
Will Grayson, Will GraysonEvery problem of medicine is a problem of language, and this operation was a malapropism.
Why I Don't Write Like Franz Kafka