Men only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes.
Some Inspiration for the OverenthusiasticShe likes her wine white, and that’s how I like my clam chowder. So chuggable!
Sleepwalking is resterciseI didn’t feel like I was stealing someone’s husband; I felt like they were already apart.
Shattered RealitySer Cleos looked like a weasel, fought like a goose, and had the courage of an especially brave ewe.
A Storm of SwordsI looked like a hipster who broke his arm at a Vampire Weekend concert or some shit like that.
Shooting ScarsForget the Golden Rule-Go Platinum. It simply states, "Treat people like they'd like to be treated.
Selling SimplifiedHe wondered if there was anyone in the world who liked him. Liked him for himself alone.
Song of SolomonThe purpose of life is not to maintain personal comfort; it's to grow the soul.
The Seven Whispers: A Spiritual Practice for Times Like TheseA tie is like an arrow pointing to my crotch. A tie is also like an even score.
This Book Title is InvisibleBirthdays are like politicians. I don’t like any of them, but they still keep coming around.
This Book Title is Invisible