Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's last name is a homophone of 'made-off'?
Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things.
This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
Thinking you might be crazy can drive you crazy.
I often go to bed in my birthday suit. But I like teddies and cute little undies that match. I like a sexy bra and panty set, or little shorts.
I think a lot of the best ideas come from the grassroots; I'm someone who does not like a bunker mentality and does not like groupthink.
I think the best thing that you can do with your kids is to talk to them like they're human beings, not like they're children and they don't know what they're doing.
The best way to explain it is that I'm not yearning anymore, on or off the course. I appreciate what I have. I feel like I'm blessed.
I don't like the term 'chick flick.' I think it denigrates a movie. It has overtones of talking down to women, like they are second best.
I like doing my makeup myself! It's a hobby of mine. I like to play around. I've learned all the best tricks from the pros!
I'd just like to prove to myself that I'm all here and all together and can get the best out of myself. I'd also like to prove that to a couple of other people.
The best part of my job is that we can be making shows like 'Boardwalk', 'Thrones', 'True Blood' but also female-centered comedies like 'Enlightened', 'Veep' and 'Girls'.
Promiscuity is like never reading past the first page. Monogamy is like reading the same book over and over.
I like words. I like the way they clash around together and bang up against each other, especially in songs.
I think Stieg Larsson was pretty brave. He wanted to bring up things that we don't like to talk about, or like to ignore.
That's why teenagers fascinate me - they're like children with drivers' licenses. Like children in that their impulses are so direct.
I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.
I feel like I could be likened to an old hound circling on a rug for the last five years.
Most politicians, when they meet with a guy like me, or a guy like Carville, tell you about how they can win.
I like to be a free spirit. Some don't like that, but that's the way I am.
Everything that happens to you, I feel like it helps you develop as a person, as a player.
