If somebody likes me, I want them to like the real me, not what they think I am.
The Perks of Being a WallflowerLarry Bird looks like a bird, and Johnny Vagina looks like—hey, what is that in the sky?
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksAmy, she’s got a memory like an elephant, and a body like a meow.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI don’t understand people who don’t like meatloaf. Your mom doesn’t make it like Michael Aday does.
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