Quotes of: Like-a-duck Keyword

I am your Wednesday Sex Meatloaf. At least, I’d like to be. This Tuesday I have a vacancy, if you like leftovers from six days before.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

The ocean in the sky keeps my love fresh like boat shoes that are too big to fail. My heart is flooded with feelings like Noah one knows.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I like being right more than I like keeping friends. Certainly this leaves me lonely, but at least I’m always certain.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Your impression of me is different than my impression of me. But that’s OK, because your impression is impressionistic, like a Monet painting, while mine is realistic, like a Rembrandt.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Why are desire scales 1-10? They should be 1-12, like a clock, because I want her 1-12, I mean like all the time.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I look for patterns that nobody else does. Like I noticed that my face looks like a tablecloth. Especially when I have food all over it.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

My love for you is like food for a statue. My love is like anything from McDonald’s, because it will never decay and always looks brand new.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

My heartbeat’s so loud it’s like a tap dancer in my chest. No, it’s more like Mr. Morse, tapping out the code of love.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I’m different than other men in that I’m indifferent to the ins and outs of concave and convex relationships. I feel that women like that I’m like that.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I’m getting gray hair in all sorts of crazy places. Like all over my carpet. It’s like I live in a nursing home, except without all the sex.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Love is like a beautiful summer day in the middle of winter. I’ve got shorts on, so it seems like a good time to invade Russia.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to. 


This Book Has No Title

His last name was Morris, but I called him Mars, because it’s like he was from another planet, like Venus. He was a cross dresser.

This Book Has No Title

Every girl needs a bit of whimsy to remind her that life is a game and it's all about having fun.

Take It Like a Vamp

It is to the Cross that the Christian is challenged to follow his Master: no path of redemption can make a detour around it.

Unless You Become Like This Child

It’s not so much where I want you,Sophie, as it is how. Nothing tastes quite like a woman, and no woman tastes like you. - Marc Hunter

Unlawful Contact

The best advice anyone has ever given me, was to never take advice from anyone.

Write like no one is reading 2

How beautiful would it be if we could just see souls instead of bodies? To see love and compassion instead of curves.

Write like no one is reading 2

Holy crap, my heart was arrogant to believe her spotless track record could stay that way.

Write like no one is reading 2

Sometimes, as in a game of chess, we must strategically regress so that we might progress toward our ultimate objective.

Write like no one is reading 2

Clarity and peace in any relationship helps people to grow and evolve as an individual and as a better human beings.

Write like no one is reading 2