I have brought you a hero’s fate, and a hero’s fate is never happy. It is never anything but tragic.
The Lightning ThiefRemarkable, really, the lengths to which humans will go to fit things into their version of reality.
The Lightning ThiefRight," she said, "We're going to the Land of the Dead and I shouldn't think negative.
The Lightning ThiefMr. D," Grover asked timidly, "if you're not going to eat it, could I have your Diet Coke can?
The Lightning ThiefI'm Crusty," he said, with a tartar-yellow smile. I resisted the urge to say, Yes, you are.
The Lightning ThiefI didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing...
The Lightning ThiefYou assume that it has to be a male god who finds a human female attractive? How sexist is that?
The Lightning ThiefIt's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.
The Lightning ThiefYoung man, names are powerful things. You don’t just go around using them for no reason.
The Lightning ThiefWhat I did next was so impulsive and dangerous I should've been named ADHD poster child of the year.
The Lightning Thief