I love letting her know how much she means to me. A love in secret is but a shadow that’s cold and lonely.
A crime scene is a silent witness that speaks louder and clearer than any human. Just ask Helen Keller.
Generally, competition is a good thing. But not when it’s between two nipples, specifically mine, over which one can suck the most.
There’s always something to talk about, even if you talk about how there is nothing to talk about. Of course, I’m talking about love.
Courage comes in many forms. One of them is the ability to run at high speeds while wearing adult diapers.
I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights.
I don’t want to step on anybody’s toes, particularly not mine. Especially not when I am dancing alone.
A Dragon Rose is a flying flower that breathes fire. A relationship isn’t truly a romance if there isn’t a tiny element of danger involved.
The most dangerous flower is one that grows on a grave. Everybody in its vicinity is dead. That’s why I hand-picked it for my mother-in-law.
The darkness has ink eyes, and if you stare long enough, you’re going to see it blink black. That’s the moment to start writing.
Love is the gap between the blackness and the emptiness. Of course, there are also times when love isn’t so cheery and gets really dark and lonely.
Walking along the sidewalk and staring at the street, I couldn’t help but wonder if my date was thinking how provocative the term “manhole cover” is.
A stick won’t stick to a wall, so why is it called a stick? Likewise, why aren’t love and ghost the same word? Both are dead and invisible.
Too many men have died in the name of old age. I know, because my grandmother was one of them.
I am cursed. Everybody around me dies. It just might take a hundred years for them to do so.
It’s a new subject to me, and I’m just starting to get confused. The middle is the muddle, and the end is enlightenment. The subject is love, and the end is death.
I’d rather be assassinated. It’s not like I’m doing anything this evening. Inevitably there’ll be a parade, so just remember your umbrella.
Dream as if you’ll die tonight, and live as if you’ll sleep tomorrow. Let us make love sometime between the two.
My goal is to have the most and the best of what I desire. And since I desire clones, I have to be the best me first.
I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me.
Diversity is like a buffet, only with people. That’s why I like associating with individuals who are as close to macaroni and cheese as humanly possible.
