It's HE-RO," the boy argued. "No," the girl insisted, "it's HER-O.
The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1A book is more than the sum of its materials. It is an artifact of the human mind and hand.
People of the BookThe books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.
The Picture of Dorian GrayBooks were something that happened to readers. Readers were the victims of books.
The Poison Eaters and Other StoriesIn books I found explicitly, flamboyantly, everything censored in life.
Ruined By Reading: A Life in BooksIt’s not if, but when I’ll if on you that matters. How does Tuesday at noon sound?
This Book is Not FOR SALEBah, Alzheimer’s. Grandma wouldn’t be so forgetful if she didn’t always have dick on her mind.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI didn’t chug the hairspray because I’m an alcoholic. I drank it to style my throat hairs.
This Book is Not FOR SALESnow on one side of the canvas, silence on the other. I’d call that a perfect painting.
This Book is Not FOR SALEHow’s my mom? My mother’s well, like a painting—a Motherwell.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks