I don't need no Smith and Wesson, man, I got Merriam and Webster.
Running the Books: The Adventures of an Accidental Prison LibrarianAll Librarians are Secret Masters of Severe Magic. Goes with the territory.
The Girl Who Soared Over Fairyland and Cut the Moon in TwoAuthors write books for one, and only one, reason: because we like to torture people.
Alcatraz Versus the Evil LibrariansYou see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny.
Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians, the mapmaker who was the first man to accurately measure the size of the Earth, was a librarian.
Maphead: Charting the Wide, Weird World of Geography Wonks