I'm a floating TURNIP HEAD
The highest state is laughter.
Lewis Black taught me stand-up.
My proposal happens to be very mainstream.
I didn't pay my taxes for years.
The U.S. is off the spectrum in religious commitment.
Religion is based on the idea that God is an imbecile.
I always go extreme ways.
Nothing leads the scientist so astray as a premature truth.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
The essence of the Way is detachment.
Studies perfect nature and are perfected still by experience.
There's no such thing as failure - just waiting for success.
All war represents a failure of diplomacy.
You can't test courage cautiously.
Have the courage of your desire.
Have the courage to act instead of react.
One man with courage is a majority.
Change is such hard work.
But we are not in the world to be good but to change it.
A Conservative government is necessary. There is no credible alternative.
