Irony is wasted on the stupid
Punctuality is the thief of time
Tommy Smothers is a hero of mine.
One of my missions was to teach.
age is a terrible theif
That wasn't love; that was stupidity.
I didn't play with other children.
Personally, I don't wear fur.
I eat next to nothing.
The way I talk is bizarre.
I'm a Yente and I have a terrible accent.
You get what you work for.
Blowing terrorists to smithereens is gratifying.
Kill not, cause no pain. .
I know the signs of scaredness.
The next evolutionary step is into the screen.
Retiring is getting ready to die.
I don't like the intellectual label.
No one is as murderously 'Islamophobic' as Islamists are.
When in doubt tell the truth.
The mind is the Buddha, and the Buddha is the mind.