My father told me abuse is generational.
If your compassion does not include yourself, it is incomplete.
friendship is the only cure for hatred, the only guarantee of peace.
Happiness comes when your work and words are of benefit to others.
Like the moon, come out from behind the clouds! Shine.
those which arise dependently are free of inherent existence.
Three things can not hide for long: the Moon, the Sun and the Truth.
An Englishman, being flattered, is a lamb; threatened, a lion.
I am ashamed the law is such an ass.
Everybody knows the Lord loveth a cheerful giver.
And I find perfect beauty excessively boring, don't you?
Danger, the spur of all great minds.
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
Too many moralists begin with a dislike of reality.
I missed the boat when I was doing Late Night.
I don't like people looking at me; I hate the attention.
I like being in the workforce; it keeps me grounded.
My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping.
I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I'm lost.
I have no ambitions beyond being comfortable in what I do for a living - and earning a living.
When in doubt about who's to blame. Blame the English.
