It is said that the night brings counsel, but it is not said that the counsel is necessarily good.
Jules VerneI like to make people look as good as they'd like to look, and with luck, a shade better.
Norman ParkinsonArguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone in good society holds exactly the same opinion.
Oscar WildePenn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it.
Penn Jillette