By the way, don't 'weep inwardly' and get a sore throat. If you must weep, weep: a good honest howl! I suspect we - and especially, my sex - don't cry enough now-a-days. Aeneas and Hector and Beowulf, Roland and Lancelot blubbered like schoolgirls, s...
...Whenever someone says to me, 'Jerry Lewis says women aren't funny,' or 'Christopher Hitchens says women aren't funny,' or 'Rick Fenderman says women aren't funny... Do you have anything to say to that?' Yes. We don't fucking care if you like it. I...
Marriage converts a player into a polygamist.
A lamb in a city of wolves.
I'm afraid I've degenerated into a bibliophile.
No more half-truths. No more omissions.
Thoughts are king, Trixie, king!
One of the delights known to age, and beyond the grasp of youth, is that of Not Going.
I shall not grow conservative with age.
The 19th century was the age of Individualism; the 20th and 21st are the ages of Socialism.
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
The perceptions of middle age have their own luminosity.
Youth is wasted on the young.
Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.
None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
I'm inspired by people who keep on rolling, no matter their age.
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general.
All diseases run into one, old age.
This is the curse of our age, even the strangest aberrations are no cure for boredom.
Let age, not envy, draw wrinkles on thy cheeks.
Its not age as much as the experiences I have had.
