My manager's biggest dream is for me to be on Letterman. She says, 'Oh, Maggie, will you promise me you'll be on 'Letterman?' What can I say? I just tell her I can't promise, but I'll try my best.
I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys.
I've been on Letterman a couple of times. I've been on Leno more than a couple times, and now Letterman hates me because I've been on Leno more than him. They're very jealous of one another, as you know.
I was a huge David Letterman fan, even going back to when he was on NBC. My parents would only let me watch a half hour of television a day, so I would record Letterman the night before and then watch it when I came home from school. That's what made...
I can make a virtue of slapdash. Slapdash can give you courage.
I was the law and order.
That's one of the great things about Thanksgiving: Football's on!
I've always had an addictive nature.
Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
I never drank except a couple sips of wine at Thanksgiving.
I'm a big Letterman fan.
My heart seems to heal, so that speaks well for my future.
I'm not from the States, so Thanksgiving, for me, was never a huge tradition.
I'm looking forward to the future, and feeling grateful for the past.
'The David Letterman Show' is a show of comedy.
I am grateful for what I am and have. My thanksgiving is perpetual.
Thanksgiving just gets me all warm and tingly and all kinds of wonderful inside.
I refused David Letterman's proposal of marriage for obvious reasons, but thanks for asking.
You know the quickest way to get comedians to hate you? Do Letterman at age 24.
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you.
