Jesus gives his life for the congregation, not the other way around.
Sometimes I can be misunderstood. I'm really competitive.
Right now I'm happy to be on the ice anywhere, anytime.
I look forward to proving something to myself and others.
Nobody should live in an environment that's not healthy.
After 13 years, I couldn't accept to be number two.
When I grew up, I always ate Frosties Kelloggs.
To be honest, I don't care how it went in.
You appreciate things after you lose them.
I know my life is nearing its end and I accept that.
Lester: If it bends, it's funny. If it breaks, it isn't.
Lester: Comedy is tragedy plus time!
Behrani: [to Lester] I will kill you!
Lester Siegel: You're worried about the Ayatollah? Try the WGA.
Lester Siegel: It's got horses in it, it's a Western.
Lester Siegel: We're gonna need a script.
As a kid, I was so short, it was tough for me to keep up with the taller guys. I always had quick feet, but I just didn't have any power, really, as a kid.
I've done work for hire. I've worked for DC and Dark Horse.
In the Second World War, they're talking about the Japanese traitors and putting them into concentration camps. But companies like DuPont had factories in Germany turning out stuff for the German Army.
Brad Dupree: [reading Lester's job description] "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closel...
Being in my best shape, my conditioning, it's something I pride myself in.
