Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.
The next time you have a thought... let it go.
It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
'Honky Tonk Badonkadonk' wasn't some serious song, but it was huge! It was funny.
When you're watching 'Armageddon,' and the Aerosmith song starts... Super funny.
I was never pretty, never really popular. I was lanky and funny looking.
I believe in God, absolutely.
I thank God that I wasn't born perfect.
I credit God with giving me the idea for 'Top 40.'
God's love doesn't leave out Jews or Muslims or anyone.
God knows, I haven't always been successful.
The only two things that scare me are God and the IRS.
Man gives you the award but God gives you the reward.
Whatever I will become will be what God has chosen for me.
A God all mercy is a God unjust.