Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.
If I cannot fly, let me sing.
It's hard to fight when the fight ain't fair.
We live on a 500-acre ranch, beautiful ranch.
I'm reluctant to use the word class so much.
Acting for me is not that quid pro quo.
We never left a set until we'd trashed it.
I grew up in a mostly Buddhist environment.
My father is a very theatrical and dramatic person.
I auditioned nine times for 'Delhi Belly,' and it was torturous!
A custom-tailored suit retains a certain dignity about it.
My friends are a huge part of my inspiration.
This is not what I would have chosen. But I have a heart to be obedient.
I wanted to leave 'Eight Is Enough' for the Navy.
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
I've got about $30,000 in chips, not near enough.
Never give a sucker an even break.
I'm one of those guys that never get embarrassed.
I like to deconstruct things, deconstruct genres and stories.
The universe is not harmonious: you know that by looking outside.
I'm simply not afraid. It's not in my dictionary of behaviour.