I was always a God guy.
What are the chances there is a God, really?
Larry Kasdan is a great director.
Movies are great, TV is great.
I had a great stepfather.
Courteney Cox is such a great actress.
I had a great childhood.
Good music is good music.
I love a good safari.
I'm a good Catholic - most of the time.
I had a very funny family.
Everybody's funny if you love them.
Women have been funny for years.
I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.
Men are only as loyal as their options.
I never get to be funny on T.V.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
