The books are funny and sad, and that's what people respond to.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
You know, what's funny to one person is not at all to someone else.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
When God loves you, what can be better than that?
I want people to hear the presence of God in the music.
In France, Clint Eastwood is like a god.
I do not attempt to orchestrate my career. I let God do that.
My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!
Thank God for your mother.
Sometimes God writes straightforward in twisted lines.
I just thank God for all of the blessings.
The God of the Old Testament is the depiction of evil.
God's advice trumps Oprah's every time.
I always wanted to play a Greek god in something.
I believe God will make a way.
I just believe in my Indian, spiritual god and my music.
