I would like to do something modern and possibly funny.
I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
My mom's passionate and energetic and very funny and enthusiastic.
You're only as good as your last haircut.
Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny.
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
I never say a funny thing intentionally.
I don't need you to be funny. I don't want to be entertained.
I know you can be funny without being filthy.
I've always surrounded myself with funny people.
I personally do not find puke funny. I find it disgusting.
Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
For me, I've worked hard for people to think I'm funny.
There are a lot of funny things that happen in one's life.
Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.
I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
We are all born mad. Some remain so.
I never liked you, and I always will.
It's so funny whenever things come full circle.
