I read part of it all the way through.
There's a lot more to me than just funny.
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
One thing the blues ain't, is funny.
But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny.
I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.
The heart of man is, so to speak, the paradise of God.
Blame is for God and small children.
In the music industry, intelligence in women is undervalued.
The last day of your life is still going to be a day.
I've never been onstage in my life.
What is drama but life with the dull bits cut out.
Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
My goal is to do cartwheels for the rest of my life.
I lead an introverted and boring life here in California.
Life's complicated and people do things for a lot of reasons.
Life itself, when understood and utilized for what it is, is sweet.
My greatest passion is my personal life.
You can ruin your life wanting to be an actor.
