In real life, comedians aren't funny.
I've known for quite a while that I was a funny girl.
Comedy, your funny bone, is formed in childhood.
Let's have some new cliches.
Sex is funny and love is serious.
I was always telling everybody that I could be funny.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
It's funny: There's a lot of comics on 'Breaking Bad.'
It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory.
I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.
I'm good at being funny.
God uses whoever he wants.
God is bigger than people think.
I'd love to run for office, but it requires such knowledge.
Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.
I never told a joke in my life.
My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
It's probably healthier to find fame later in life.
Control your life through insanity.