Faith is a state of openness or trust.
I liked Lady Gaga's meat dress. It was funny.
There are some really funny women at 'SNL,' man.
When I say something funny, I don't laugh.
When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
I don't think just funny is enough on Broadway.
I rant, therefore I am.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
I'm for whatever gets you through the night.
I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
I grew up in a funny way.
All men are equal before fish.
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
Communism is like one big phone company.
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
As long as it's funny, there's no such thing as too far.
