Quotes of: Legs Keyword

If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it would puke for a week into a solid gold toilet it stole from Zeus's guest room.

Kill the Dead

He moved to her other breast, then lower, lower... She rolled her hips insistently when he settled between her open legs, crouched like a predator about to devour his prey.

Retribution

You've got better boobs," I acknowledged. And just as we'd done each time we'd had this boobs-versus-legs conversation, we looked down at our chests. Ogled. Compared.

Some Girls Bite

Weaving spiders, come not here, Hence, you long legged spinners, hence! Beetles black, approach not here, worm nor snail, do no offense.

A Midsummer Night's Dream

The coverlet warmed her legs. The firelight wobbled over the pages. Maelyn sank into the world the words wrapped around her, hushing everything that hurt, and seeping tranquility right down to her toes. She was home.

Maelyn

[The cats] scamper in front of my legs, causing me to fall and face plant into whatever furniture is closest. They especially like to play this game when I’m carrying piping hot coffee.

Musings on Minutiae

The disappearance of love. Two become one, like I cross my legs, intertwined, and hard to run. 

My love can only occupy one person at a time

The chair walked in the room like any four-legged creature would, and I sat on it like a cat.

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

My two legs are like one pretzel when I sit on the floor. If only love were so intertwined.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

We made love the way a man with one leg might run a marathon. 26.2 miles is a long way to hop for an orgasm. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

As she shuffled back, he glanced down at the tent between his legs. Christ, that goddamn thing in there was huge; he looked like he had another arm in his pants.

Lover Awakened

He had touched her. Bare skin to bare skin. She needed a bleach wipe. She would absolutely use a bleach wipe on her leg. Even if it ate her flesh off.

Lipstick & Bolsheviks

Because minds do blow and hearts do break. Those are not just sayings. And wolves and roaches are not the only creatures that chew off their legs to get out of traps—human beings do that, too.

Lemon Reef

The Baptist Church rejects man with wooden leg: It appears the Baptist preacher refused to baptize a veteran of the late war in the holy water- saying they only baptize flesh and blood, not wood.

Lizzie After the War

And still you'll hesitate to tell him, won't you? Why? Because you're a woman? Is your destiny such a small thing then? To keep your legs open and your mouth shut?

Macbeth

She has to have four arms, four legs, four eyes, two hearts, and double the love. There is nothing “single” about a single mom.

The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of Sass

It's hard when you're missing your family," Pip said, and started the motor. " You wake up every morning like someone took one of your legs.

Shouldn't You Be in School?

I'll stop eating steak when you stop killing spiders." Absurdity: comparing cows to spiders. Arachnids are pure evil. They're like a cigarette manufacturer or a terrorist. They're organized religion on eight legs.

Pop Kids

I never take out clients. It’s bad policy.” He looked me straight in the eyes as he said it. Reaching across for the glove compartment, his arm accidentally brushed my leg.

Treating Murder

When she told me to sit down, I didn’t know where I stood with her. Ah, love—it’s like a chair. It’s always sitting, yet standing on its legs.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

We made love like a goat has four legs like a table. Cheese doesn’t just make itself by standing around all day drinking coffee, you know.

This Book is Not FOR SALE