I'm nearsighted in my right eye, have glaucoma in my left, and the nerves in my hands are on Medicare. Basically, I'm on the wrong end of a short sale.
So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater.
So much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot.
I'm not politically motivated. I used to be - passionately. I used to be very Left wing. Then I went very Right wing, and now I rest somewhere in the middle.
I write and chop with my left hand and do everything else, including eating with a knife, with my right.
And he, like many jaded people, had few pleasures left in life save good food and drink.
I've learned that you know your husband still loves you when there are two brownies left and he takes the smaller one.
The left is back, and it's the only path we have to get out of the spot to which the right has sunken us. Socialism builds and capitalism destroys.
A common pickpocket trick is for the operator to carry a shawl or overcoat carelessly over the left arm, and to take a seat on the right side of the person they intend to rob in a streetcar or other vehicle.
The arrow belongs not to the archer when it has once left the bow; the word no longer belongs to the speaker when it has once passed his lips.
I was hospitalized five times in 2011 because of my skiing. Fracturing my left shoulder twice, snapping my anterior cruciate ligament once and smashing my scapula into five pieces.
When all of us are acknowledged as the human equals that we really are, there will be no space left for bullying. It will no longer be wrong to choose one thing over another.
My back only bugs me when I sleep wrong. I feel my knee more than anything, the left one. It's arthritic.
The United States is the only country left now, bar Romania, Bulgaria and Poland, that has this all-government system.
Ever since I left Northern Ireland, I've always been pretty comfortable on my own, which contradicts a lot of people's perceptions of me.
Unless an entire row of people got up in the middle of a performance and left the theater in disgust, I felt as though I hadn't done my job.
I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.'
There is only one day left, always starting over: it is given to us at dawn and taken away from us at dusk.
One reason I left local news was that I was tired of the constant musical chairs among news directors.
I think once every person on the planet sees 'New Moon' and there's nobody left who hasn't see it, then I think they'll be able to go see 'Ninja.'
I have a friend who wanted to practise on my head because they wanted to be a stylist. So I offered what hair I had left to turn white.
