The American Jewish left gets a lot of press time. But the American Jewish right does not. And in many ways, the American Jewish right is every bit as well-organized and perhaps better funded than the American Jewish left. And they also come out with...
Ben Sanderson: I don't know if I started drinking 'cause my wife left me or my wife left me 'cause I started drinking, but fuck it anyway.
Michael: [from the theatrical trailer] . [At the Tram Terminal] Michael: [in insistent upset voice] I'm looking for Hanna Schmitz! Tram Supervisor: Schmitz has left. Michael: [surprised and even more upset] LEFT?
When Jews left Judaism, they didn't stop being religious. They simply swapped God-based Judaism for godless secular humanism and leftism. For left-wing Jews, Judaism is their ethnicity; leftism is their religion.
A lot of praying helped me a lot.
Cosmology is a rapidly advancing field.
It's never fun to read death threats.
I love soccer; I want to be on the field.
The Houston Astrodome was kind of a tough field.
I sometimes skip meals when I travel.
I tend to write more when I travel.
You get educated by traveling.
As a child, the paddy field was my playground.
Dogs are my favorite people.
I'm a Republican. I may go into politics myself.
Fortunately, I don't talk about politics on stage.
Politics is very interesting and always leads to conflict.
When you have only two dollars left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a rose with the other.
He who eats a partridge in his youth will only be left with feathers in his old age.
I'm not one for blaspheming, but that one made me laugh.
Jesus is God is the unified field theory of Christianity".
