This is where I have wasted the best years of my life.
Success is best when it's shared.
I'm the best and I'll thank you to remember that.
Do not mess with this man's threads!
Always do something different. Always different things.
We all have our own closets to come out of.
People can only do what they are ready to do when they are ready to do it.
I'm not one for flings, I can tell you that.
You release these things, and if they fly then you have more.
In Hollywood, you grow up quick.
If this gesture was the way of getting out of the penitentiary, I'd do it.
I really rebel against authority.
I wouldn't live with me, believe me. I'm moody.
Stand-up was like being on a Barbie townhouse stage.
The older one gets the more one comes to resemble oneself.
Playing a superhero was an acting challenge for me. It was fun.
I'm not American. I still have my Japanese citizenship.
It took me a while to realize that basketball wasn't football.
I'm pretty indiscriminating, and I have awful taste, generally.
I think I have advanced ADD.
Isn't that the most perverse thing you've ever heard?
