What we look for in the school is unrealized potential.
I don't like to compare myself with anybody.
I've never gone to comedy clubs.
I've never had a written script.
I've always been pretty athletic.
I was never very happy at school.
If it's right and true, it's listened to and accommodated.
I've always been pretty energetic.
A lot of a movie is locations, frankly.
I never found it frustrating not speaking.
I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.
I would never have discovered alcohol.
If something is bothering you, keep it to yourself.
I eat meat, the rarer the better.
If I couldn't read, I couldn't live.
Twitter! It's like being stalked by committee!
I like talking. I like acting.
I've been grateful for what comes along.
My self-imposed mandate is to be the voice for the voiceless.
Dust does rise, doesn't it? And so can I.
Dying is easy; comedy is hard.
