Life’s greatest gift is the freedom it leaves you to step out of it whenever you choose.
Anthology of Black HumorDo you know what your problem is? You can't live with the idea that someone might leave.
An Abundance of KatherinesAs if it would slide off their brains at an angle, leaving a scuff mark.
How to Tell Toledo from the Night SkyChange your opinions, keep to your principles; change your leaves, keep intact your roots.
Intellectual Autobiography: Ideas on Literature, Philosophy and Religion