Quotes of: Lazy Keyword

Offer the lazy an egg, and they'll want you to peel it for them.

Lithuanian

I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.

Lech Walesa

Elizabeth served herself to Vlad upon the Lazy Susan (Susan wasn’t lazy. She was actually dead." — Bats 2015

Fred Barnett

We are equal beings and the universe is our relations with each other.

The Lazy Man's Guide to Enlightenment

Offer the lazy man an egg, and he'll want you to peel it for him.

Lithuanian

I meander and wander, like a lazy river. Gosh, why are some rivers so damn lazy? What, are they teenagers?

Sleepwalking is restercise

But one doesn't wait for a revolution. One becomes it.

The View from Lazy Point: A Natural Year in an Unnatural World

Getting fit is all about mind over matter. I don't mind, so it doesn't matter.

Mr. Lazy's Guide to Fitness

I consider myself pretty lazy, but I look back and check out the stuff I've done, and I say, 'God, that's a lot of stuff for a lazy guy.' It's a paradox, I suppose, being both things.

Jeff Bridges

The martyr sacrifices themselves entirely in vain. Or rather not in vain; for they make the selfish more selfish, the lazy more lazy, the narrow narrower.

Florence Nightingale

I like to be lazy. I do like to be busy and really active, but when that's done, you can be sure I will be a lazy boy. I like to take time and relax and enjoy life.

Olivier Theyskens

Earning happiness means doing good and working, not speculating and being lazy. Laziness may look inviting, but only work gives you true satisfaction.

Anne Frank

The lazy man who goes to borrow a spade says, "I hope I will not find one.".

Malagasy

Matthew Poncelet: I like rebels. Some blacks is ok. Martin Luther King, he led his people all the way to DC and kicked the white man's butt. Sister Helen Prejean: You respect Martin Luther King? Matthew Poncelet: He put up a fight. He wasn't lazy. Si...

Dead Man Walking

Physical reality is one of the biggest horror movies of all, and you know how we love horror movies.

The Lazy Man's Guide to Enlightenment

Lazy doesn't exist. Lazy is a symptom of something else. The person who can't get up off their butt is just a person who's depressed. It's usually a pervasive lack of self-worth, or a feeling of helplessness.

Jillian Michaels

No matter what your spiritual condition is, no matter where you find yourself in the universe, your choice is always the same: to expand your awareness or contract it.

The Lazy Man's Guide to Enlightenment

I can't say I know at this moment what all these laws are. But on some level everybody knows that we are all getting exactly what we deserve.

The Lazy Man's Guide to Enlightenment

Why do my movies make people feel so dead inside?

Tough Shit: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good

I have two masters: laziness and ambition. Laziness is muscular, and ambition is brainy. When the two masters fight it out, guess who wins? That’s right, the slaves do.

This Book Has No Title

The revelation is this: don't wait for some revelation. We make our own luck.

The View from Lazy Point: A Natural Year in an Unnatural World