A lawsuit is a fruit-tree planted in a lawyer's garden.
A lawyer never goes to law himself.
I was a pretty terrible lawyer. A really, really terrible lawyer.
A lawyer and a wagon wheel must be well greased.
A lawyer's fee and a harlot's wages are paid in advance.
No good lawyer ever goes to court himself.
Doctors must be old and lawyers must be young.
It's an ill cause that a lawyer thinks shame of.
Fools and obstinate men make lawyers rich.
I was a trial lawyer when I was elected to Congress.
Every lawyer shall tell his or her client that becoming involved with the legal system is like three years of experimental chemotherapy, one hundred percent guaranteed not to work.
Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black.
A wise lawyer never goes to law himself.
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless paid for.
I've never worked on a lawyer show for a long time, but I imagine the actors all start acting like lawyers.
Skinner: [on Linguini] Look at him out there, pretending to be an idiot! He's toying with my mind like a cat with a ball... of something! Lawyer: String? Skinner: Yes! Playing dumb, taunting me with that RAT! Lawyer: [confused] Rat? Skinner: Yes! He'...
Lawyer Daggett: Am I addressing Marshal Reuben J. Cogburn? Rooster Cogburn: You're addressing him, Chen Lee and General Sterling Price. Lawyer Daggett: Well... I'll not ask which is which. But I'll identify myself: I am lawyer J. Noble Daggett. Roost...
The good lawyer knows the law, the clever one knows the judge.
A man in love schemes more than a hundred lawyers.
If the devil is going to disguise himself, it will be as a monk or a lawyer.
He that is his own lawyer has a fool for a client.
