Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare.
Johanna: You really send him under the ice? He isn't a slave or convict or anything, is he? Dr. Laurence: My dear, science is a cruel mistress. Johanna: How is he going to breathe? Dr. Laurence: He isn't.
If I wasn't in the theater, I would be a hermit.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Just let me use the technology I want at a fair price.
One does not devote one's life in art to shock an audience.
As a director, I never feel that I have the answers.
Children need to trust and depend upon those who are responsible for them.
Friendships in childhood are usually a matter of chance, whereas in adolescence they are most often a matter of choice.
I like musicals that look more like plays.
So I decided to start writing plays, and went to Yale.
I so wanted to perform, and I grasped every opportunity.
I want an audience that will come sitting forward in their seats.
Beauty Is In The Mind of The Beholder.
There is no work of art that has ever been made that is absolutely truthful about life.
It's freeing to not be caught up in your own personal baggage.
I think the Fed is not designed to have effective tools to deal with the economy. It should settle for just controlling the money supply. And - if it insists, it can worry about inflation.
I had an interest, for as long as I could remember, in theater.
Human folk are as a matter of fact eager to find intelligence in animals.
Improvisation is not a presentational form, except in small doses, or as a game. It's a tool.
I used practically all the money I had available.
