Richard: What you cutting it like? Anthony: Dunno. Long hair Richard: What, like Bon Jovi? Anthony: [laughs] No
Skinner: [in the helicopter] Hey Mate! I think there's something wrong with your suit, There's a dead guy in it [laughs aloud]
Marlin: ...and the sea cucumber turns to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?" [Everyone laughs]
Sam: If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.
Hiccup: I knew it... I'm dead. Stoick: [laughing] No, but you gave it your best shot.
Bellatrix Lestrange: [taunting Harry] I killed Sirius Black! [laughs] Bellatrix Lestrange: You coming to get me?
Kao Kan: [laughing] Too much to drink, Dr. Jones?
Hooper: [points to a scar on chest] Mary Ellen Moffat. She broke my heart. [Hooper, Brody and Quint all laugh]
[Tai-Lung's nerve strikes are only tickling Po] Po: [laughing] Stop! I'm gonna pee!
Jareth: And Hoggle, if she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince. Hoggle: Y-you will? Jareth: Prince of the Land of Stench! [laughs]
Sarah: [seeing a Goblin aiming his cannon at her] Whoa, Nellie, duck! [the Goblin fires] Hoggle: [laughs] Missed!
Pumbaa: Kid, what's eatin' ya? Timon: Nothing, he's at the top of the food chain! [laughs] Timon: The food chain! [chuckles nervously]
Peachy Carnehan: Pardon me while I fall down laughing. HA, HA, HA.
Bureaucrat: So horribly sad. How is it I feel like laughing?
Álex: What's your show called? Ángela: While You're Asleep. Manu: While You're Asleep? Then who watches it? [laughs]
Dwight: The Valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with the pure, hateful, bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter... and so am I.
James Bond: [dodging an explosion] Was that for me? Raoul Silva: [laughing] No, but that is. [a subway train crashes after Bond]
Calvin: [when Bree coughs after drinking mescal] That'll put hair on your chest. Bree Osbourne: [clasps hands as if praying] Hope not. [laughs]
Danny: Law rather appeals to me actually. [Withnail laughs uncontrollably and drops to the floor] Danny: Just high.
I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.
I enjoyed making people laugh. I discovered that I loved that power over them. On stage, I felt I could really express who I was for the first time.
