Quotes of: Laugh-track Keyword

Nicholas Angel: You don't mind a bit of manpower, do ya Doris? PC Doris Thatcher: [laughing] Oh, dirty bastard!

Hot Fuzz

Maude: Tell me, do you dance? Harold: Pardon me? Maude: Do you sing and dance? Harold: Uh, no. Maude: Uh, no. I thought not. [laughs]

Harold and Maude

[Alan falls from the window of the car because the door on the passenger side doesn't open] Mr. Chow: [laughs obnoxiously] Funny fat guy fall on face!

The Hangover

Quint: You wanna drink? Drink to your leg. Hooper: I'll drink to your leg. Quint: Okay, so we drink to our legs! [both laugh]

Jaws

Quint: [trying to hurry Brody into the boat] Come on Chief, this isn't no boy scout picnic. See ya' got ya' rubbers! [Quint laughs wildly]

Jaws

Tom: They lack any kind of criminal credibility. I might get laughed at.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Lead Singer Crucifee: [singing] Life's a piece of shit when you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke; it's true.

Life of Brian

Guard Henry: Man, that wife killer looks pretty fucked up. Guard Mike: Which one? [both laugh]

Lost Highway

O'Doole: Guttin' the golden calf again! I don't know whether to laugh or cry! Tom Reagan: Yeah, it's awful confusing.

Miller's Crossing

Bunny: [Coaxing a villager's pig to come to him] Hey, piggy, piggy. Hey, pig! [shoots pig at point blank range and laughs]

Platoon

Max Bialystock: Listen. Every night people are laughing at your beloved Fuhrer. Why? Franz Liebkind: It's that L.S.D., und his verdampter "babies"!

The Producers

Laughing Guard: That's the trouble with ya New York dope fiends. Ya got a rotten attitude.

Requiem for a Dream

Ham Porter: Hamilton "the Babe" Porter. "Long Ball" Porter. Come on DeNunez. [Points to center field like Babe Ruth. Everyone laughs]

The Sandlot

Al McWiggin: You, my little cowboy friend, are gonna make me big buck-buck-bucks! [laughs]

Toy Story 2

Wizard of Oz: You are talking to a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom and chuckled at catastrophe. I was petrified.

The Wizard of Oz

Eddie Valiant: Seriously, what do you see in that guy? Jessica Rabbit: He makes me laugh.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren't laughing at anything. I found out they were a load of Christians, and it was a gig to raise money for a new church roof.

Allan Carr

I have never been converted to or even had much interest in spiritualism, occultism, Swedenborgianism or any particular religion. And I never, except occasionally for a laugh, visit the quacks who call themselves psychics.

Dick Cavett

Nobody can deny but religion is a comfort to the distressed, a cordial to the sick, and sometimes a restraint on the wicked; therefore whoever would argue or laugh it out of the world without giving some equivalent for it ought to be treated as a com...

Mary Wortley Montagu

And on top of that, when we work together we have a wonderful working relationship we push each other we challenge each other we laugh 80% of the time that we are together we're very fortunate.

Alex Lifeson

We travellers are in very hard circumstances. If we say nothing but what has been said before us, we are dull and have observed nothing. If we tell anything new, we are laughed at as fabulous and romantic.

Mary Wortley Montagu