Quotes of: Laugh-track Keyword

We have to get women's stories out there so a guy will read it, laugh, and think, 'I'm not laughing at a chick story but a story.'

Jen Kirkman

The gods just laugh when men pray to them for wealth.

Japanese

When the child falls the mother weeps; when the mother falls the child laughs.

Rwandan

Learn from your tears and you will win laughing.

Spanish

I am in love with you', I responded. He laughed the most beguiling and gentle laugh. 'Of course you are,' he replied. 'I understand perfectly because I'm in love with myself. The fact that I'm not transfixed in front of the nearest mirror takes a gre...

Blackwood Farm

Wait a minute,” Sandra said, sounding skeptical. “You were really stuck?” Things were starting to get worse. Her mouth dropped open and she began to laugh—the kind of laugh that would have been music to his ears if she were laughing with him ...

The Role of a Lifetime

Those are the only to verbalizations usually that we make in movies—either to scream or to laugh—because those two reactions are rather close. Most things we laugh at are things that are really horrible, when you think about them. It’s funny an...

Stephen King

Displaced Jew: Last night I dreamt I was living in a room with ten people I didn't know, and I wake up to find I'm living in a room with ten people I don't know! [laughs] Displaced Jew 2: You laugh at this? Displaced Jew: I have to laugh!

Schindler's List

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.

The Laughing Corpse

I'd go mad if I didn't have things to make me laugh.

Stuart Rose

In 'Malvolio,' the audience laugh at me, and I use that laughter to crack open the question as to why they are laughing.

Tim Crouch

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.

Michael Pritchard

I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.

Adam Carolla

We should laugh before being happy, for fear of dying without having laughed.

Jean de la Bruyere

I don't do it often, but I do cry. I also laugh a lot; people tell me I'm funny and I do like to laugh.

Michael Caine

I love to see people laugh and I love it more if I can make them laugh.

Keith Moon

To neglect ones own ability to laugh is the greatest form of Blasphemy, for to laugh is to pray.

Ilyas Kassam

You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.

George Bernard Shaw

Laugh at your friends, and if your friends are sore; So much the better, you may laugh the more.

Henry Ward Beecher

I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.

Jeff Dunham