Hooper: [points to a scar on chest] Mary Ellen Moffat. She broke my heart. [Hooper, Brody and Quint all laugh]
[Tai-Lung's nerve strikes are only tickling Po] Po: [laughing] Stop! I'm gonna pee!
Jareth: And Hoggle, if she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince. Hoggle: Y-you will? Jareth: Prince of the Land of Stench! [laughs]
Sarah: [seeing a Goblin aiming his cannon at her] Whoa, Nellie, duck! [the Goblin fires] Hoggle: [laughs] Missed!
Pumbaa: Kid, what's eatin' ya? Timon: Nothing, he's at the top of the food chain! [laughs] Timon: The food chain! [chuckles nervously]
Peachy Carnehan: Pardon me while I fall down laughing. HA, HA, HA.
Bureaucrat: So horribly sad. How is it I feel like laughing?
Álex: What's your show called? Ángela: While You're Asleep. Manu: While You're Asleep? Then who watches it? [laughs]
Dwight: The Valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with the pure, hateful, bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter... and so am I.
James Bond: [dodging an explosion] Was that for me? Raoul Silva: [laughing] No, but that is. [a subway train crashes after Bond]
Calvin: [when Bree coughs after drinking mescal] That'll put hair on your chest. Bree Osbourne: [clasps hands as if praying] Hope not. [laughs]
Danny: Law rather appeals to me actually. [Withnail laughs uncontrollably and drops to the floor] Danny: Just high.
I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.
I enjoyed making people laugh. I discovered that I loved that power over them. On stage, I felt I could really express who I was for the first time.
I thought maybe, just by never preaching, never doing any of that stuff because it doesn't work. By just maybe the power of example and some laughs, maybe somebody might go take a walk.
I want to be able to make people laugh and cry and feel happy or sad and feel all these different emotions through singing and acting. Hopefully throughout my career, I'll get to pursue them.
It's occurred to me I need to laugh at myself more, and that I don't need to be some sad folk singer all the time. I don't want to be the queen of pain.
If you come from a place of love, and you're not saying, 'I'm better than you,' that's one thing that allows you to talk about different ethnicities. It's almost like laughing with each other.
I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn't care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
I love the theater as much as music, and the whole idea of getting across to an audience and making them laugh, making them cry - just making them feel - is paramount to me.
I always laugh when people call me a misogynist. I... love women! Everything I do is to impress women. And if I hated women, why would half my fans be women?
