We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.
In his 30 years of broadcasting and publishing fiction, Garrison Keillor has set the laugh bar pretty high.
If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special.
To all the person whom I made laugh,I wonder who will be the one to put a smile on my face -a clown's message
As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh.
There isn't a single human being who hasn't plenty to cry over, and the trick is to make the laughs outweigh the tears.
There was a point I could have just churned out the spot and spin paintings for ever and laughed all the way to the bank.
All that we know is nothing, we are merely crammed wastepaper baskets, unless we are in touch with that which laughs at all our knowing.
In the garden of humanity every baby is a fresh new flower who can smile, laugh, giggle, dance, love and sing with mother earth.
Let us express our deepest gratitude for every moment that we spend in loving, laughing, and living out time that we call life.
When my comedy get's someone to react... anger, laughing, crying, whatever... I know I did my job
When people talk to me about tyranny, it makes me laugh and gives me the impression that people suffer from amnesia.
I'm not trying to teach anybody anything, I'm not trying to say anything, I have no political motive whatsoever. My motive is just the big laugh.
Any woman who laughs as dope as she does won't ever have trouble finding men.
Comedy is much more challenging, because you have to have the same level of belief but you have to make people laugh, and that's definitely a challenge.
When you can light your water on fire due to methane contamination in your ground water, what else can you do but laugh?
I certainly never thought I would run for office myself. If someone had suggested it, I would have laughed out loud.
Each cast member brings their own vibe and antics to the set. You're constantly surrounded by fun loving people who can make you laugh in their own way.
We're just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it more.
[after watching a damning NBC special report] Jim Garrison: At least my reputation is still fine with people watching "Laugh In".
War is good for absolutely nothing, because no matter how far and wide apart we may live, we're all the same under the skin. We all want to live, laugh and love.
