Quotes of: Laugh-track Keyword

There are many reluctant young readers who haven't yet found books that make them laugh.

Barbara Park

I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them.

Baruch Spinoza

I used to put on sketch shows at boarding school when I was eight. I'm not sure about the material, but it did used to get a laugh.

Belinda Stewart-Wilson

I get a lot of abuse on Twitter. It's mostly homophobic, but what can you do? I just either ignore it or laugh.

Clare Balding

We laugh at liberals who declare that their favorite spending programs should be exempt because the spending is for a noble cause.

Grover Norquist

You only have to look at the Medusa straight on to see her. And she's not deadly. She's beautiful and she's laughing.

Hélène Cixous

My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.

Jerry Stiller

One could laugh at the world better if it didn't mix tender kindliness with its brutality.

D. H. Lawrence

Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.

Demetri Martin

I wasn't planning on being a comedian; I just liked to laugh. Somebody said I should do it and that's how I started.

Jamie Kennedy

Classifications as Jokes Confidential: snickers Secret: guffaws Top Secret: full belly laughs Unclassified: uproarious laughter and applause

John Alejandro King

Beetlejuice: Not so fast, round boy. We're gonna have some laughs. [he plants a kiss on Otho]

Beetlejuice

I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone.

Demetri Martin

I have been very lucky - all the jobs I've done have been with lovely people. In fact, I've been on many where I've just laughed uncontrollably the whole time.

Lucy Davis

If we had a hard time, my mother would sit me down and we would talk about it, and she kept talking and kept processing until we started to laugh about it.

Liza Minnelli

Let others laugh when you sacrifice desire to duty, if they will. You have time and eternity to rejoice in.

Theodore Parker

Major Strasser: What is your nationality? Rick: I'm a drunkard. Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world. [all laugh]

Casablanca

Jim Cunningham: Guess he was "sleepgolfing"? Dr. Fisher: [laughing] Watch out for that drool spot.

Donnie Darko

[as the players disappear into the cornfield] Eddie Cicotte: I'm melting. I'm melting. [fades away laughing] Ray Kinsella: That is so cool.

Field of Dreams

[last lines] Parry: Goodnight, Manhattan! Say goodnight, Jack. Jack Lucas: Goodnight, Jack. Parry: [laughs]

The Fisher King

Brody: Smile you son of a BITCH. [shoots at the air tank] Brody: [Jaws blows up] [Brody laughs manaically]

Jaws