A face that never laughs betrays an evil heart.
A mind conscious of innocence laughs at the lies of rumor.
Don't laugh when your neighbors oven is on fire.
When the mouse laughs at the cat, there's a hole nearby.
A rich widow weeps in one eye and laughs with the other.
Laugh before breakfast, you'll cry before supper.
The teeth that laugh are also those that bite.
The government is determined to bring the program back on track, and proceed with the privatizations.
I ran track, and basically played every sport.
If they weren't laughing with me, okay; if they want to laugh at me it's better than nothing.
You haven't lived till you have laughed and made others laugh.
You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other.
I enjoy the character interplay. Sometimes the audience is not laughing, but smiling, and that is almost just as good because it keeps them ready to laugh.
A good laugh and a pure love are the joys of life.
You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
It isn't he who laughs last, but he whose laugh lasts.
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
I've always thought something that makes you laugh, it makes you laugh because there's a little bit of truth to it.
Never laugh at those who suffer; suffer sometimes those who laugh.
We don't laugh because we're happy - we're happy because we laugh.
Joan Rivers was a role model to comics everywhere, but especially to women. She got the first laugh and the last laugh.