Quotes of: Laugh-track Keyword

How it happened that Mastro Cherry, carpenter, found a piece of wood that wept and laughed like a child.

Carlo Collodi

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

George Jean Nathan

I think that Ionesco's greatest weapon is that he's able to make us laugh at the darkest corners of our souls.

Geoffrey Rush

If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.

Gregory David Roberts

I've never thought that what I do as an actor does anything for anybody, other than making them laugh once in a while.

Geoff Stults

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the older man who will not laugh is a fool.

George Santayana

Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere.

Judd Nelson

I don't think one should be comfortable standing on a stage with people applauding and laughing at every stupid thing you say.

Joaquin Phoenix

What makes me laugh is, of course, the absurd, the horror - anything that upsets me.

Joan Rivers

Primarily I'm a social commentator rather than someone who's out to get the belly laugh.

Jonathan Shapiro

My whole thing is to entertain, make people laugh and to forget about the real world for awhile.

Dan Aykroyd

I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel.

Diane Lane

I'm a sucker for a man who giggles—not a high-pitched serial-killer sort of giggle, but a lighthearted laugh.

Jancee Dunn

I should prefer to die laughing, and, on more than one occasion, thought I might.

Joseph Epstein

Him, who incessantly laughs in the street, you may commonly hear grumbling in his closet.

Johann Kaspar Lavater

Oskar Schindler: I kissed a Jewish Girl. Prisoner: Did your prick fall off? [laughs]

Schindler's List

The Joker: It can be truly said, that I have a bat in my belfry. [laughs] The Joker: Shall we dance?

Batman

I'm the kind of person who wants the people around me to be comfortable, to laugh, and to have a fabulous time - I want them to be as happy as I am.

Angie Harmon

Melvin Udall: [crying and laughing at the same time] Over a dog! Over an ugly dog!

As Good as It Gets

Dave Lizewski: [introducing himself] Dave. Dave Lizewski. Hit Girl: [laughs] I know that, dumbass!

Kick-Ass

Danny: Does he make you laugh? Tess: He doesn't make me cry.

Ocean's Eleven