Quotes of: Laugh-track Keyword

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

Lenny Bruce

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

Lee Ryan

I always wanted attention, and I realized I could make people laugh.

Lusia Strus

I always worried I'd forget my lines or say the wrong words or the audience would laugh in the wrong places.

Lawrence Welk

The average adult laughs 15 times a day; the average child, more than 400 times.

Martha Beck

I was always an exhibitionist. I liked it when everyone laughed. But I didn't do plays in high school. I was too nervous.

Marcia Gay Harden

They used to say I was a younger Winona Ryder and that always made me laugh because I'm three years older than she is.

Moira Kelly

If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.

Martin Luther

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

Rita Rudner

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.

Red Skelton

In life, some laugh, some cry, some live, some die. The choice is ours to crawl or to fly.-RVM

Rvm

People make a lot of jokes about the empty nest. Let me tell you, it is no laughing matter. It is really hard.

Michelle Pfeiffer

Usually when I mention suspended animation, people will flash me the Vulcan sign and laugh.

Mark Roth

Gordon Ramsay makes me laugh because he knows that I'm not a chef.

Nigella Lawson

I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny you the relief of the punchline.

Lydia Lunch

I'm direct, I'm unpretentious and I'm pretty dogged, and I hope I've got a capacity to laugh at myself and not take myself too seriously.

John Howard

Basically, I think you need two things to get by in this world: a sense of humor and the ability to laugh when your ego is destroyed.

Arlo Guthrie

I was a little shocked at how adult some of the humor was, because I was never that into animation before and when I watched 'Shrek' I really laughed out loud.

Cheryl Hines

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.

Mike Judge

'Big Bang Theory' is not my kind of show. It's not my humor. I don't like multicam comedies. I don't want an audience to tell me when to laugh.

Zachary Knighton

I couldn't walk down any street in Britain without being laughed at. It was a nightmare. My children were devastated because their dad was a figure of ridicule.

David Icke