Quotes of: Laugh-track Keyword

Jason Lee made me laugh all the time because he's so big, and I love how goofy bodies can be.

Selma Blair

I love music of all kinds, but there's no greater music than the sound of my grandchildren laughing; my kids, too.

Sylvia Earle

Well, look at all of these summer blockbusters. You can't help but laugh a little, because you've already seen a lot of these movies 482 times.

Sean Penn

Shinji Mimura: Îjima! Îjima! Kieta Iijima - Boys #2: [Îjima laughs] When we escape, it'll be together!

Battle Royale

It's the hardest thing to come up with an hour of material that can consistently keep people laughing.

Aziz Ansari

I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.

Ashley Benson

I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.

Allan Carr

I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.

Andrew Dice Clay

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.

Abraham Lincoln

Can you hear Destiny laugh as she tiptoes toward you? Destiny is heartless.

Anonymous

You're gonna laugh when I tell you this, man, but I'm starting to enjoy Eminem.

Alan Vega

How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?

Al Yankovic

He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.

Bertolt Brecht

I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.

Billy Crystal

Time laughs in the distance as I cling to the belief memories of you will fade.

Life

What I really enjoy the most is seeing what the crowd likes. I enjoy making people laugh.

Verne Troyer

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

Will Rogers

I like making people laugh. It comes off and shines in everything I do.

William Shatner

I always laugh at these companies that have these rules saying, 'You're only allowed to have this or that on your desk.' It's no fun to work at a place like that.

John Lasseter

For me, making the show work was getting belly laughs - like most variety artists. But the straight actor believes you fix your performance in rehearsal and that's it.

Ron Moody

Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on a guy's must list. Perhaps it should be.

Hank Azaria