Here is a list for you - things I want to do with you: Love you Laugh Make love with you Laugh Cook with you Eat you Love you Laugh Drink great wine Love you, always.
Laugh until you cry, don't cry until you laugh.
Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.
I'm a good audience in general, but it's hard to make me laugh.
Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.
I love men who make me laugh.
I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track.
There's a lot of melancholy in my tracks.
God laughs when you steal from a thief.
When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
Who laughs at you also cries for you.
Annoy your doctor and sickness comes in laughing.
I wasn't aware that Track Records were interested in the Bonzos.
Child actors don't have great track records.
If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going.
You don't stop laughing because you grow older. You grow older because you stop laughing.
The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.
Everybody really needs to laugh... If you don't laugh, you're not going to live long.
They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same.
Films with a message just make me laugh.
Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.
