Quotes of: Laugh-track Keyword

This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn't happen.

Jayma Mays

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.

Rodney Dangerfield

I would do nearly anything for a laugh, to tell the truth. And I'm a particular favourite with young men with earrings.

Celia Imrie

Amy Sedaris makes me laugh harder than anybody.

Andy Cohen

... it's a bad sign when someone drinks a lot and doesn't laugh.

Andrés Neuman

There is always a secret irritation about a laugh into which we cannot join.

Agnes Repplier

Those in power must spend a lot of their time laughing at us.

Alice Walker

The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown.

Victor Garber

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Woody Allen

We're all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.

Will Rodgers

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

Yakov Smirnoff

Even though my work is whimsical. I have a very serious job. I cry more than I laugh.

Richard Simmons

Women do come up to me after a show, but it's usually to say, 'Yhank you for making us laugh,' and all that.

Vir Das

She tossed her towel on her dresser and turned to the bed where shed left her PJs. Only it wasn't just her PJs on the bed anymore. Lucas, eyes wide, sat on the foot of her bed, about four feet from where she stood completely naked. She squealed. He l...

Chosen at Nightfall

I was aware of something stable in his nature. Ha game me a feeling of security, as if nothing I said or did would change his opinion of me. I never found his pleasantries irksome, partly, no doubt, because he was a Viscount, but, partly, too, becaus...

The Go-Between

the only unfailing guide I’ve ever found through the innumerable blind alleys of my life as a writer, man, husband, father, citizen, steward, or believer, is the love burning in my heart. for me, prayer is about one thing: making contact with that ...

God Laughs & Plays; Churchless Sermons in Response to the Preachments of the Fundamentalist Right

On my list of things to be when I grew up was a character in a Gary Larson comic. With one of his books in my hands, I would spend hours and hours laughing. And then I’d finally stop laughing long enough to actually open the book. I’m not sure wh...

Gosh, I probably shouldn't publish this.

Poor May!" he said. "Poor? Why poor?" she echoed with a strained laugh. "Because I shall never be able to open a window without worrying you," he rejoined, laughing also. For a moment she was silent; then she said very low, her head bowed over her wo...

The Age of Innocence

All of sudden I cared what someone thought of me. Because we are friends. And making you miserable and angry makes me miserable and angry. I don’t want to be the person to make you mad or cry, Ryiah. I want to make you laugh. I want you to make me ...

Apprentice

Simon laughed heartily. “I’m afraid the rest of us have to find talents to get our women into bed. Of course once they’re there, I have other talents that keep them right where they are.” “Handcuffs hardly count,” Christian said offhanded...

Impulse

There was something about clowns that was worse than zombies. (Or maybe something that was the same. When you see a zombie, you want to laugh at first. When you see a clown, most people get a little nervous. There's the pallor and the cakey mortician...

The Living Dead