Women derive a pleasure, incomprehensible to the other sex, from the delicate toil of the needle.
The Scarlet LetterWomen think that they can make sad things go away by knowing the reason that they happened.
The SentimentalistsIf all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other.
Some Inspiration for the OverenthusiasticMen only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes.
Some Inspiration for the OverenthusiasticGreat men have always preferred women of the prostitute type.
Sex and Character: An Investigation of Fundamental PrinciplesWine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes EVERYTHING!
Stripping Away the Insanity of Life and Parenthood! (Volume 1) PaperbackI love women’s breasts. I love how they don’t blink when I stare at them.
Seriously delirious, but not at all serious