Comedians get jokes offered to them, rock stars get women and underwear thrown onstage, and I get guys that want to take me fishing.
I want to make a policy statement. I am unabashedly in favor of women.
Women who wear kimonos, when the fight, they have to keep their knees together, and when they use a sword, they have to move the sleeves otherwise it gets caught.
One of the significant things that's happened, which shouldn't be looked at as lightly as it might sound, is that women over 45, over 50, are now allowed to be sexy.
Guys don't really don't wanna hear if it's really smart, and women feel uncomfortable if you reveal stuff they're going to have to remember they did themselves.
It's only very recently that women have succeeded in entering those professions which, as Muses, they typified for the Greeks.
My top priority for 2012 will be to make a renewed push for women's economic empowerment and political participation.
When I was twenty-two it was a lot harder to get hurt by women. It was easier for me to, you know, cheat on a girlfriend. I can't lie like that anymore.
I recognise my old self in a lot of the letters I get from single women who are unrealistic about what they want.
As a kid, I used to be equal parts drawn to and horrified of the circus. They would have these beautiful canvas posters for Lobster Boy, bearded women, and this and that.
The woman poet must be either a sexless, reclusive eccentric, with nothing to say specifically to women, or a brilliant, tragic, tortured suicide.
The Louis Vuitton woman is more about a quality - a quality within some women that needs to come forward, to be noticed and recognised.
No nation can rise to the height of glory unless your women are side by side with you.
Fair treatment in the work force is no longer exclusively a labor issue, nor is it a women's issue - it is a fundamental economic issue.
If being a woman is a factor politically, it's usually not because of a conscious bias, but because women are a novelty.
Many societies have educated their male children on the simple device of teaching them not to be women.
The Republican Party needs to, first of all, quit electing people in primaries that have prehistoric notions about women's issues.
I'm afraid I'm not sufficiently inhibited about the things that other women are inhibited about for me. They feel that you've given away trade secrets.
You know, in playing a role like this, you really want to get it right, because this is a person who was revered by so many doctors, women doctors especially.
Today, unless women gain jobs and athletic scholarships commensurate with their percentage of the population, feminists scream discrimination.
Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.
