Why is it that drama always starts late? Whereas comedy always seems to have started already.
How I Became a NunAsk not what you have done for Lyndon Johnson, but what you have done for him lately.
The Passage of PowerFive minutes ago it was five minutes late, and my watch is five minutes slow.
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.Since taking are of one small baby is the hardest job on earth, I am constantly late, as I am today.
The Widow Waltz