I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and made a wish, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I threw a coin into a fountain, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I saw ...
I hope I never figure out who broke your heart and if I do, if I do. I'd spend all night losing sleep. I'd spend the night and I'd lose my mind. Well I'd spend the night and I'd lose my mind.
I've been driving in the city for years because, as a stand-up in N.Y.C., you can perform at more comedy clubs a night if you have a car. Getting from club to club by subway is too slow at night and too expensive by cab. So, many comics live far out ...
I'm really glad I didn't have kids earlier, because I probably would have ignored them. I was so into my career. I could just go and play a ton of shows, night after night after night. I can't do that anymore.
one bothers oneself for nothing.
Jumping Jehoshaphat. O Holy Night.
A lonely night is more profound then lonesome nights.
Perfect Night is minimalistic and that's what makes it so forceful.
I've never even come close to having a one-night stand.
I was hanging out with Jonathan Richman last night.
Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
I enjoy Saturday night racing.
I record all night and sleep all day.
You know what actors are like; they moisturize every night. They're frozen in time.
Rachel Cooper: Women are such durn fools.
Every night, whisper 'peace' in your husband's ear.
I prayed to you, Cas. Every night.
Night falls. Or has fallen. Why is it that night falls, instead of rising, like the dawn? Yet if you look east, at sunset, you can see night rising, not falling; darkness lifting into the sky, up from the horizon, like a black sun behind cloud cover....
If you're so into badsides, you should have become a doctor, so you could see a new one every day." "I don't want to see everybody's," he said from behind her, so close his breath brushed her neck. "I have standards, and let me tell you, in those tig...
If you're so into backsides, you should have become a doctor, so you could see a new one every day." "I don't want to see everybody's," he said from behind her, so close his breath brushed her neck. "I have standards, and let me tell you, in those ti...
The darkness of night cannot stop the light of morning.
